yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
