awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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