this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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