that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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