I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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