Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
His nipple licking is glorious
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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