I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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