just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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