We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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