i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I love you. Go after that dick
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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