Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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