I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The power of my boobs compel you
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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