im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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