life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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