Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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