For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
