If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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