capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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