sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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