I feel great
I just peed on a car
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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