just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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