Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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