I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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