so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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