Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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