i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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