I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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