We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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