I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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