What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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