he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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