I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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