I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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