Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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