I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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