I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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