Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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