I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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