If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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