idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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