It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's shark week go big or go home
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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