What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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