I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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