yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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