I'm really into asian looking animals
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
