So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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