It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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