You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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