so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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