thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
no you cant smoke seaweed
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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