Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i barfeds in our rink
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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