I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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