He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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