He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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