We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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